Power Walker At Heart Gifts

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Speed Bump Ahead.

Walking on Water

Soho walking society

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

Disraeli Engineers the Anglo-Turkish Convention

"Seriously, who is it?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

Paris streets at night

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

POWER WALKERS CONFLICT

The Fourteen Yard Dash

WALK FOR NO REASON

"Whoa! Almost stepped on a crack."

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.

'What happened to you? I've been on a fantastic walk.'

'Don't worry, I'm off-duty today: The cask is empty...'

"No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs... I've given up living so I can live longer."

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

Man texting while walking crashes into a parking meter. Bystander smiles and thinks "LMAO" (laugh my ass off)

Janice suddenly realizes she boarded the sky pod adventure express rail.

"I try to make my whole life aerobic."

'Don't worry officer, I brought my own grass!'