Power Walker At Heart Mugs

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Soho walking society

Walking on Water

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

"Seriously, who is it?"

Disraeli Engineers the Anglo-Turkish Convention

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Paris streets at night

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

'What happened to you? I've been on a fantastic walk.'

"Whoa! Almost stepped on a crack."

WALK FOR NO REASON

The Fourteen Yard Dash

POWER WALKERS CONFLICT

'Don't worry, I'm off-duty today: The cask is empty...'

"No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs... I've given up living so I can live longer."

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

Man texting while walking crashes into a parking meter. Bystander smiles and thinks "LMAO" (laugh my ass off)

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

Janice suddenly realizes she boarded the sky pod adventure express rail.

"I try to make my whole life aerobic."

'Don't worry officer, I brought my own grass!'