"No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs... I've given up living so I can live longer."
Power Walker Gifts
Looking for a gift for your power walker friend or family member? Our collection of witty and uplifting products captures their energetic personality. From fun mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find a perfect way to honor their passion for moving and staying active. These thoughtful items make every walk more inspiring and bring a smile to their face as they stride toward their goals.
"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."
"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."
"I try to make my whole life aerobic."
POWER WALKERS CONFLICT
''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''
Blind man walking a tortoise.
'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'
"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"
'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'
"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"
The Perils of Dog Kisses
Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.
'Well, how do you handle it when a messenger shows up bearing bad news?'
'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'
"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."
bag of money as a bicep
Speed enforced by really slow walkers.
Man and his dog walk along concerned about what they might've forgotten to do.
"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"
Ocean wave and mountain appear to be as one for surfer and mountain climber.
Kangaroo walking rabbit.
"Seriously, who is it?"
"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."
"Agnes is so crushing on him."
Paris streets at night
"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."
Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.
'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'
The Fourteen Yard Dash
They're using our @#$% slipstream again.
Man pushing his donkey along the road
'What happened to you? I've been on a fantastic walk.'
"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"
'Don't worry, I'm off-duty today: The cask is empty...'
Power Walker Gifts Collection
Power Walker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for power walkers who love to start their day with humor and motivation.
Power Walker Pillows
Find cozy pillows that inspire and relax, specially designed for those who love staying active—perfect for a walker's favorite space.
Power Walker Prints
Brighten up their home or gym space with inspiring prints that honor their love for walking and fitness.
Power Walker T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate the energetic and fun side of power walking, making every step more enjoyable.