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"No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs... I've given up living so I can live longer."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"I try to make my whole life aerobic."

POWER WALKERS CONFLICT

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'Well, how do you handle it when a messenger shows up bearing bad news?'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

bag of money as a bicep

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

"Seriously, who is it?"

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

Man and his dog walk along concerned about what they might've forgotten to do.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Paris streets at night

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

'Don't worry, I'm off-duty today: The cask is empty...'

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Man pushing his donkey along the road

'What happened to you? I've been on a fantastic walk.'

"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"

'Don't worry officer, I brought my own grass!'

It's Not What it Looks Like, Margaret