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Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Snow flake

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dog walking Human.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Country Bumpkin.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'How very Cumbria.'

Dog Crossing

Sport Utility Boot.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."