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"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

'Well, how do you handle it when a messenger shows up bearing bad news?'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"Seriously, who is it?"

Man and his dog walk along concerned about what they might've forgotten to do.

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."