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"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'Well, how do you handle it when a messenger shows up bearing bad news?'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

Ocean wave and mountain appear to be as one for surfer and mountain climber.

"Seriously, who is it?"

Man and his dog walk along concerned about what they might've forgotten to do.

'My rise to the top is a long story. Being bottom of the food chain you'll sit and listen to all of it.'

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."