Fitness Walker Gifts

'What happened to you? I've been on a fantastic walk.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It seemed like miles to me!"

The High Line at Giza

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Don't even think about it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Guy in gym

Strive to win!

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

We need a longer selfie stick.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"The gods really love tight buns."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"Good coffee."

"It's a working lunch."

When I said to take a little regular exercise I didn't mean coming to see me every day.