Fitness Walker Mugs

'What happened to you? I've been on a fantastic walk.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Don't even think about it."

The High Line at Giza

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Strive to win!

Guy in gym

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

We need a longer selfie stick.

"The gods really love tight buns."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

"Good coffee."

"It's a working lunch."

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!