Winter Walker Gifts

Snow flake

'You just had to chase that squirrel up the tree.'

"Ugh, that happens every time she sees a squirrel."

"My goal is not to break as many new year's resolutions as last year. . . I'm not going to make any."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"How's your dry January going?"

You Are Here

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Ice fisher.

Snow Devil

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Snowman

Hacking through ice in order to fish

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Giant Snowflake.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'Gesundheit.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'