Competitive Walker Pillows

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Hockey Season.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Football player taking the ball home.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"Some walk, huh?"

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Big advantage!!'

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Rock, paper, scissors

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

This could be your blurb.

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Dog with enormous stick.

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"