Plank Walking Enthusiast Pillows

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

The experienced backpacker.

"A little help, please."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Shred the plank."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

The Thinker

Tortured Plank

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Pedestrian parking only.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

"I shamble five miles every day."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

Plank

'Plankton, plankton, plankton...all we ever have to eat around here is plankton.'

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

Since I started walking my postal route I've lost weight and gotten back into shape! Return to slender!

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

'It's a revolutionary technique for reducing vehicle emissions. We call it walking.'