Walk Enthusiast Pillows

'It's a revolutionary technique for reducing vehicle emissions. We call it walking.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"You wanna go for a walk? I'm gonna go for a walk. Do you wanna come? You have to move if you wanna come..."

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

'My wife wanted to take a nap and I wanted to go for a walk so we compromised.'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"A little help, please."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

The Thinker

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Metaphors.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Unusual Staircase

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

Pedestrian parking only.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

Tourists