Walkie Enthusiast Pillows

'Walk with me.'

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

"A little help, please."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

The Thinker

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

David Bowie

David Bowie

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Woman walking sausage dog.

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

"I shamble five miles every day."

'He's my personal trainer.'

Person of the Decade