Walkies Fanatic Pillows

Tug of War: Human versus Canine.

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Know your dog - The brain.

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Fan-Centric Stadium

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Football Crazy.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Wilfried Zaha

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Ziggy Wombat

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

Referee

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Take me to David Bowie."

Still life on Mars.