Walkies Fanatic Prints

Tug of War: Human versus Canine.

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Know your dog - The brain.

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Football Crazy.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Wilfried Zaha

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Ziggy Wombat

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

Sam Allardyce

"It's another birthday card for me...!"