Footie Fanatic Prints

"What a match...have you seen that crazy guy running across the field? He was irritating players and fans! I want to know why the scurity guards did not stop him!" "Becase he was the referee."

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Come on England

"If you want to book me you'll have to see my agent."

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Carlo Ancelotti

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."

"I'm taking my ball home."

"According to the video replay, the finger print analyse, and the pathologists' report...giving you the red card is justified."

Callum Hudson-Odoi

"Sorry son. I'm looking for a left-footed layer."

Wilfried Zaha

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Over six thousand spectators attended the final.

Referee

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'

His Master's Vuvuzela

Bomb disguised as football thrown onto the pitch.

Sam Allardyce

'I've heard Man City might buy them.'

Football Crazy.

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Footballers - Steve Mcmanaman

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Now try and think, Nigel, what else does a man's fancy turn to in Spring BESIDES footie?"

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'Use a snotrag you coarse footballing person!!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'