Walkie-talkie Enthusiast Prints

"Gracie, please don't eat me. I...want to...live."

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

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My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

The Love Psychologists

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

Technological advances within the office.

Relationship Issues.

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"I've never seen a resume that's entirely made up of emojis. Let me take a few moments to decode it."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

How to engage an audience

"We don't talk."

'He says he needs his own space.'

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."