Mobile Plan Master Pillows

Bummer, my mobile's been disconnected.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"My best friend is my phone."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

Therapy - mobile.

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

"The only problem I see here is that most of us plan to be out of here in three years."

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

"Ralph always did play the long game.:

"Does that app drain your battery?"

"What's your exit strategy?"

Wedding Texting

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

'Wait, wait, stop!'

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

"But I haven't used up my 500 free hours!"

Plan B 1/2