Mobile Maestro Gifts

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

Revolving Door: Cell Phones.

'I think you're text messaging way too much. When you speak, your fingers move.'

'E-mail, texting, photos, video, music, web surfing and for $50 more, there's a model that also makes and receives calls.'

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'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

For safety reasons we recommend you use traditional ring tones when programming your phone.

'It's my human. I'm going to have to block him."

Eddie...last call.

'Nothing much; just talking on the phone.'

"Oh no! Mobiles on the underground."

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

"My best friend is my phone."

'In the mobile version of your site, the shopping cart becomes a shopping basket.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

Why, oh why was his life cut cruelly short? Rudy's Cellphone Battery June '20 – June '21.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Baby Piano

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I see the downsizing continues."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."