Mobile Worker Gifts

"Busy working—get lost!"

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

The next fast train has gone.

'A word in my office Jones.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)