Transport Worker Gifts

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Omnibus Drivers

Polite request gets passed on as a rude on by the bus conductor

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Transport Workers Strike

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

Coping with the cuts

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

Random things I miss: People standing on the wrong side

Transporter Strike in Spain

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Planned service changes

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

The next fast train has gone.

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Subway Thrillers

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Bus for Giraffes.

"Do you mind?"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Shoulder work ahead"

Coupler Counselling