Transport Worker Gifts

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Omnibus Drivers

Polite request gets passed on as a rude on by the bus conductor

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Transport Workers Strike

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

Coping with the cuts

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

Random things I miss: People standing on the wrong side

Transporter Strike in Spain

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Planned service changes

Jungle Taxi

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

The next fast train has gone.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Subway Thrillers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"Do you mind?"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Bus for Giraffes.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"Shoulder work ahead"

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."