Transportation Employee Gifts

Personal Rider Taxi

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

'I found another pothole.'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Bus for Giraffes.

Undersized Load

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Attention: Speed Troughs

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

Bus Stop

Planned service changes

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

What Holds the Subway Together?

Man with Stop Signs.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

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"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The Bus Stop.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"