Transportation Employee T-Shirts

Personal Rider Taxi

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'I found another pothole.'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Bus for Giraffes.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Undersized Load

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

Bus Stop

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Planned service changes

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

What Holds the Subway Together?

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Man with Stop Signs.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

The Bus Stop.

Trucker's tan.

Metrocard error messages

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.