Transportation Workers Gifts

'Wide Load' enjoying a meal . .

Transport Cafe

B.R. Organises Dunkirk

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Planned service changes

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Jungle Taxi

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

Subway Thrillers

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

A Semicolon.

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Route 666.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Bus for Giraffes.

"Do you mind?"

Coupler Counselling

Bus Stop

"I took the road less travelled..."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

SF NO

What Holds the Subway Together?

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.