Transportation Worker Gifts

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I found another pothole.'

A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel syndrome.

Omnibus conducter asking if any lady would sit outside to make room for a gentleman

Delayed 1840- from Darlington (the Rocket).

Thank you, Essential Workers

A limo driver chases his car down a hill.

Bus Stop

Company Parties at the DMV

Back in 5 Minutes.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Irish cabby boasting of his speed

'Sorry, sir, I can't strap you to the bike rake so you can feel rhe wind in your face...'

A carriage collapsing under the weight of a passenger.

'Sheer snobbery using a chauffeur on a bus.'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

The day the scales broke down at the truck weigh station.

'The devil chose his trains for his work today.'

How's my driving? Text me @555-3124

A sleepy looking driver waits for a passenger in a sleepy looking car.

Thanks for using the inter-mountain Carpal Tunnel!

Tickets - 'All change!'

"Good of your boss to lend us this just to pop to the shops!"

The Bus Stop.

'The next train will not take any obese people...thank you.'

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.

Uber alles driver

The overly travelled road

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

'I'm not sure what's more disturbing - your use of a handheld device while driving, or that you're attempting to make the call on a TV remote.'

Taxi rank / Rank taxi.

Driver Showdown

Labor Day