Transportation Workers Pillows

'Wide Load' enjoying a meal . .

Transport Cafe

B.R. Organises Dunkirk

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Planned service changes

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Subway Thrillers

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'I found another pothole.'

A Semicolon.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Do you mind?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Route 666.

Coupler Counselling

Bus Stop

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I took the road less travelled..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."