Moving Company Worker Gifts

Al's Skylines

"This can't be good news."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Van Go

The Move.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Top - Perhaps

'I found another pothole.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

State of the Union