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Al's Skylines

"This can't be good news."

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Van Go

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

The Move.

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Top - Perhaps

'I found another pothole.'