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When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Move.

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

House sale.

House hunting is cruel.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Home Sweet Home

State of the Union

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'We're experience a housing recovery.'

"This place is cheap now, but rates go way up during hibernation season."

House for Sale.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'