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How Professionals Move Things

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Exercise now!

Broadway Moosical.

Sidewalk Ballet

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

F&E Building Movers. Ever moved a church before? The hardest part is the organ transplant.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Working out.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

'Well, how do you handle it when a messenger shows up bearing bad news?'

One Man and Two Trucks

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

Movers & Shakers

Al's Skylines

Ye Haul.

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

Swan Lake Auditions

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

Height barrier accident.

New Year's Resolution. . .

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Man with a Gran

Dancing children

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

No more bingo wings.