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F&E Building Movers. Ever moved a church before? The hardest part is the organ transplant.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

The Move.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

House sale.

House hunting is cruel.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Home Sweet Home

State of the Union

Realty. Remember

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'We're experience a housing recovery.'

House for Sale.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."