Moving Office T-Shirts

The Move.

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

We've Moved - Come visit us at our downtown office.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Between Offices

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'You shouldn't have.'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

Modular Offices

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'I must have that painting for my office.'