Removal Company Worker Gifts

"Oh, just break it anywhere."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The Move.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Sunday.

How Gary got his groove back.

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

Al's Skylines

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

Al's computer salvage.

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

Vacu-move - discount movers.

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

Too Much Information.

"Hello? Are there still openings in the stress management clinic?"

No, that's metal, it goes in recycling.

A man sits at a desk in a recycling office with 'in and out' boxes marked Sludge In, Sludge Out.

Recycling trays, 'IN'---'Back to 'IN'.

The Moving Company.

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"