Removal Company Worker Gifts

"Oh, just break it anywhere."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The Move.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

How Gary got his groove back.

Sunday.

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Al's Skylines

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

Al's computer salvage.

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

Too Much Information.

"Hello? Are there still openings in the stress management clinic?"

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"

A man sits at a desk in a recycling office with 'in and out' boxes marked Sludge In, Sludge Out.

The Moving Company.

Recycling trays, 'IN'---'Back to 'IN'.

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck