Removal Man Gifts

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Santa called but you were out!

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Exit Next Left

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Fixing the TV.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The Move.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Anything for me?"

"Was it a fuse?"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.