Removals Specialist Gifts

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

The Move.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Fishing for Litter

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Magnet at scrapyard

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

Earth day - spring clean.

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'I'm screwed...'

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

80% recycled

"You must be the demolition team."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

Catapult Recycling

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"