Removals Specialist T-Shirts

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

The Move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Fishing for Litter

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Magnet at scrapyard

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

Earth day - spring clean.

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'I'm screwed...'

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

80% recycled

"You must be the demolition team."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Catapult Recycling

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."