Rock Removal Specialist T-Shirts

"I pulled up the rocks and what do you know? Hardwood floors!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Popera!

The Path

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Bad times to sneeze

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"it appears I'm being relocated"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Welsh water sewage

Lou Reed

Easter Island Rock Climber

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'