Rock Removal Specialist T-Shirts

"I pulled up the rocks and what do you know? Hardwood floors!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Popera!

The Path

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Ray Davies

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Bad times to sneeze

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"it appears I'm being relocated"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

Welsh water sewage

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Lou Reed

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Easter Island Rock Climber