Rock Collecting T-Shirts

'Rock historian.'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

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'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

'Let me know when you want me to help you get your rocks off.'

"You know that pretty rock I found on the beach and gave my wife for her birthday..."

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"No, quartz! Man, I hate it when people take me for granite."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grace For Flies

Packaging Russian Dolls

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

International Women's Day

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"