Rock Collecting T-Shirts

'Rock historian.'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'Let me know when you want me to help you get your rocks off.'

"You know that pretty rock I found on the beach and gave my wife for her birthday..."

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"No, quartz! Man, I hate it when people take me for granite."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."