Removalists T-Shirts

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

'In the relocation game, there were few secrets. . . Bob's lads weren't just slow, they were rough!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

The Move.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Graffiti Forever!

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Repossessions

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Carpet cleaner.

"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"

Movers & Shakers

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Corporate Ladder.

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

Statue Restoration.

Beware of Dog

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...