Removalists Gifts

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

'In the relocation game, there were few secrets. . . Bob's lads weren't just slow, they were rough!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

The Move.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Graffiti Forever!

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Repossessions

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Carpet cleaner.

"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

Movers & Shakers

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

Corporate Ladder.

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

Beware of Dog

Statue Restoration.

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

Yes, I can multi-task.