Removal Men Gifts

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

The Move.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Graffiti Forever!

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Beware of the Dragon

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

Carpet cleaner.

This Side Up.

"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

Corporate Ladder.

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'Sign here.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'Not so easy, is it?'

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

Robot dog chases postman.

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'