Removal Men Gifts

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

The Move.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Graffiti Forever!

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Beware of the Dragon

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

Carpet cleaner.

This Side Up.

"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

Corporate Ladder.

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'Sign here.'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'Not so easy, is it?'

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

Robot dog chases postman.

"I'm not a trick or treater, I'm the UPS guy."

"Tidy Tim."