Removalist Gifts

The Move.

'You don't know what you've got...until you move.'

'I hope you make it with your boyfriend. Now, can we please finish this removal job?'

'We should have thought of using a removalist at migration time a long time ago...'

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

Studio for Rent

'Ah! ... sorry.'

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'You need to get your glasses changed Fred, it's over here!'

House Clearance co.

Piano Removers.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Anything for me?"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Graffiti Forever!

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."