Demolition Worker Gifts

"My husband has started working at home now too"

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Hello? Are there still openings in the stress management clinic?"

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

Wrecking ball operator wrecks his own office building by mistake.

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

"What kind of job are you looking for, Mr. Godzilla?"

"He looks so peaceful sleeping there, I don't have the heart to wake him. Let's just demolish the building."

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

The Move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Graffiti Forever!

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

How Gary got his groove back.

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

School of Karate

'I'm screwed...'

"You must be the demolition team."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Beware of Dog

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."