Demolition Professional Gifts

I believe it's a takeover battle between demolition companies.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Graffiti Forever!

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Brain Bomb Detector

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

School of Karate

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"You must be the demolition team."

'I'm screwed...'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

In case of insolvency break glass.

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Mines at Sea