Demolition Professional Gifts

I believe it's a takeover battle between demolition companies.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Graffiti Forever!

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Brain Bomb Detector

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"You must be the demolition team."

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

School of Karate

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'I'm screwed...'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

In case of insolvency break glass.

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Mines at Sea