Demolition Enthusiast Gifts

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

CONNNCREEETE!

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'This will finish it, boss!'

Pulling the BT tower down.

"I dunno, Ed...Blowing up buildings has lost its glamour for me!"

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"

Demo Skittles

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Graffiti Forever!

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

School of Karate

'I'm screwed...'

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

"You must be the demolition team."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

Japan-Reconstruction

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Beware of Dog

President 'Andy' Johnson Completes his Term of Office