Demolition Devotee Gifts

School of Karate

Let's get organized

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Graffiti Forever!

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

La Dame aux Camelias

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Decluttering. . .

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I'm screwed...'

"What? Tiny houses are all the rage."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

I have to build an ark -- He's doing a total makeover.

Beware of Dog

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'