Destruction Devotees Gifts

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Monster Clown

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

La Dame aux Camelias

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

School of Karate

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

Demolition Crew

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

'Delete - delete - delete.'

1000 things to Demolish before you die

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

'Relax pal, I'm just a fan.'

As a man of action I need excitement...danger...I should be living on the edge!

"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"

The end is nigh.

"I've been eating so much candy, I got on the scale and it told me to get off."

'Y'know, Jimmy, this murderous rampage thing used to be fun, but now, it's just another job!'