Destruction Scene Admirers Gifts

Monster Clown

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Look! No hands!"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"There goes our early night."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

Typical Monday