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Monster Clown

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Look! No hands!"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

Typical Monday

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"