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"Look! No hands!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Comedy and tragedy masks

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Monster Clown

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Volcanic ash...

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Tosca

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Got it!"

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Caution! Wet Floor.

Heavenwood

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Pack Your Bags

If only they'd taken it with them!

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."