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"Look! No hands!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Comedy and tragedy masks

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Monster Clown

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Volcanic ash...

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Tosca

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"Got it!"

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Caution! Wet Floor.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

If only they'd taken it with them!

Heavenwood

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."